Berikut ini adalah kumpulan humor lucu, dengan cerita humor terbaru ,,hahahaha

Di Larang Bicara

Untuk mensukseskan program “ABRI Masuk Desa” sejumlah pasukan di sebuah desa terpencil di pinggiran Ainaro, Timtim, dikerahkan untuk mendirikan gedung sekolah. Setelah itu mereka diinstruksikan agar mengajak anak anak agar mau pergi bersekolah.

Rupanya Soares, 10, adalah salah satu anak yang dipaksa tentara bersekolah. Di sekolah ia diajari oleh guru tentara tentang sejarah Proklamasi RI, perjuangan kemerdekaan, pahlawan Cut Nyak Dien dan Teuku Umar, era kejayaan Majapahit dan Pemberontakan Komunis pada September 1965.

Setelah 1 minggu ikut pelajaran sekolah tentara, Soares ditanya ibunya. “Nak, apa pengalamanmu selama seminggu di bangku sekolah,” tanya ibunya.

“Saya hanya buang-buang waktu saja. Saya tidak bisa membaca, saya tidak bisa menulis, dan saya tidak diperbolehkan bicara …”

Menghindari Ancaman ABRI

Dua orang lelaki di pinggiran Los Palos, Timtim, ditangkap ABRI dengan tuduhan terlibat kegiatan antiintegrasi. Mereka dibawa ke Markas SGI di Dili dan menjalani proses pemeriksaan. Meski disiksa, keduanya menolak memberikan keterangan.

“Di mana tempat tinggalmu?,” tanya, interogrator.

“Saya tinggal di sembarang tempat,” jawab yang satu. “Kadang di ladang, di gunung, di hutan, di pantai, di rumah penduduk …yaa… dimana saja.”

Merasa buntu menghadapi perlawanan ala Timtim, sang interogrator beralih kepada lelaki satunya. “Kalau kau, tinggal dimana?”

“Ah, saya bertetangga dengan dia.”

Pemeritah Dan Bikini

Seorang wartawan Amerika yang tengah berjalan-jalan di pinggir pantai Kuta di Bali bertemu dengan seorang intelektual muda yang tampaknya tengal menyaksikan kaum nudis.

Wartawan Amerika segera mendekati sang intelektual muda dan bertanya, “Menurut Anda, apa perbedaan antara bikini dan pemerintah.”

“Tak ada perbedaannya, yang ada justru persamaanya”, jawah sang intelektual muda, “Banyak orang justru merasa heran dengan apa yang menyebabkan mereka tetap menyantol di tempatnya. Dan semua orang sekaligus juga selalu berharap mudah-mudahan mereka segera melorot.”

Ralat Bohong

Sebuah surat kabar terkemuda terbitan Jakarta menurunkan headline dengan judul besar di halaman depan, ‘50% PEJABAT TINGGI KITA KORUPTOR DAN PENJAHAT’.

Tentu saja keesokan harinya sang pemimpin redaksi dipanggil menghadap ke Departemen Penerangan dan ke Mabes ABRI di Cilangkap. Si pemimpin redaksi dimaki-maki dan diminta segera meralat beritanya. Bila tidak SIUPP-nya bakal dicabut.

Maka keesokan harinya dimuatlah ralat berita sehari sebelumnya. Berikut ralatnya secara lengkap:

“Dengan ini kami meralat headline kemarin yang berjudul ‘50% PEJABAT TINGGI KITA KORUPTOR DAN PENJAHAT’ yang ternyata sama sekali tidak benar. Yang benar adalah ‘50% PEJABAT TINGGI KITA BUKAN KORUPTOR DAN BUKAN PENJAHAT’. Dengan demikian headline yang kami turunkan dianggap tidak pernah ada.”

Watak Setengah ABRI

Seorang perempuan di pinggiran Dili, Timtim, Marietta kawin dengan anggota ABRI asal Jawa.

Suatu hari putera mereka kembali dari sekolah dengan wajah murung dan langkah gontai.

“Ada apa sayang?” tanya Marietta.

“Saya ini orang Timtim atau Jawa, sih?”

“Lho, kenapa kamu bertanya begitu? Memang ayahmu ABRI Jawa dan ibumu Timtim. Tapi bukankah kau bisa menjadi kedua-duanya?”

“Saya bingung!” sahut anaknya, “Tadi di sekolah ada teman sekelas bawa sebuah radio kecil dan hendak menjualnya Rp 20 ribu pada saya. Dan saya tak tahu, apakah saya harus menawar atau mengambil saja radio itu.”

Identitas ABRI

Di sebuah salon tradisional di Dili, seorang tukang potong rambut sedang menggunting seorang pemuda berbadan tegap dengan rambut terburai hingga pundak.

“Apakah Bapak berdinas di ketentaraan?” tanya sang tukang cukur.

“Ya,” sahut sang pemuda, “Darimana anda tahu?”

“Hmm,” ujar sang tukang cukur, “Saya menemukan baret dibalik rambut Bapak.”

Neraka Ganjaranya

Empat puluh ibu-ibu Dharma Wanita yang pernah memborong belanjaan di Bangkok dipimpin istri Meneer Van Dhanu tiba di ruang seleksi. Malaikat yang bertugas segera menerima mereka.

“Ibu-ibu, siapa di antara kalian yang waktu di dunia suka berbelanja hingga berkoli-koli,” tanya malaikat.

Kecuali seorang, semuanya mengacung sambil menekuk muka malu-malu. :

“OK, saya cuma mau tanya. Sekarang siapa di antara kalian yang tak pernah mempercayai suaminya?” lanjut malaikat.

Tiga puluh sembilan di antara wanita itu mengacungkan jarinya. Cuma Nyonya Van Dhanu yang tidak. Melihat hal itu, malaikat cuma bisa menggeleng-gelengkan kepalanya kemudian mengangkat telepon.

“Hallo neraka?!… Apakah masih ada kamar untuk tiga puluh sembilan wanita yang tak pernah mempercayai suaminya dan satu untuk seorang wanita yang tuli?!”

Keluar Negri Saja Terus

Akibat serial kunjungan keluar negeri Soeharto jatuh sakit dan harus beristirahat selama 10 hari.

Menteri sekretaris negara mengeluarkan pengumuman resmi, “Akibat kunjungan ke luar negeri, Soeharto perlu beristirahat.”

Akibat pernyataan ini nilai rupiah anjlok. Menteri sekretaris negarapun menyatakan, “Soeharto tidak sakit, hanya perlu beristirahat.”

Kali ini giliran bursa saham anjlok. Seorang pengamat ekonomi dengan nada jengkel berkata, “Agar tak kelelahan, tak sakit dan tak perlu beristirahat, kenapa Soeharto tak keluar negeri seterusnya saja?”

Kebebasan Setelah Bicara

Menlu Ali Alatas di Jakarta dalam sebuah wawancara dengan wartawan asal Portugal menegaskan, “Di sini Anda bisa menemukan kebebasan untuk berbicara seperti yang biasa Anda temukan di negeri Anda. Anda bebas untuk berbicara apa saja!”

Wartawan Portugal lantas bertanya, “Tapi apakah saya bisa menemukan kebebasan setelah berbicara!”

Dia Adalah Tuhan

Untuk melepas kepenatan dan bisa menenangkan pikiran dari gejolak moneter dan bencana yang sedang melanda negerinya, Soeharto minta pada staf Bina Graha agar memasang aquarium besar di rumahnya dan mengisinya dengan berbagai jenis ikan. Soeharto senang dengan mainan barunya itu. Ia kerap membersihkan dan menganti air aquarium sendiri.

Rupanya di aquarium Soeharto ada seekor ikan mas yang suka berfilsasat. Tiba-tiba ia mendekati seekor temannya dan bertanya, “Kau percaya adanya Tuhan?”

“Tentu saja,” jawab sang teman, “Kalau bukan Dia, siapa lagi sih yang mengganti air dalam aquarium ini?”

10 binatang aneh di dunia

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10 Artis paling Ganteng ( lucu ) ( humor )

Alm. Dono Warkop

1. Alm. Dono Warkop
Artis yang satu ini mungkin sudah gak asing lagi didunia hiburan. Dan itu gak disangkal lagi, pasalnya hampir semua kalangan baik muda dan tua pasti mengenal almarhum. Film yg di bintanginya selalu booming karena peran yg dilakoninya selalu berpasangan dengan wanita-wanita cantik. Almarhum dipilih karena ketampanannya yang bikin kaum hawa bakalan terpesona dengan kekonyolannya.

Tukul Arwana

2. Tukul Arwana
Artis serba bisa ini memang luar biasa, smart, berwibawa dan juga kocak abis. gak salah klo dia masuk dalam daftar orang paling ganteng di planet bumi. cewe mana yg gak bakal menolehkan pandangannya klo liat tukul beraksi. Sebab cuman Tukul yg bisa mendapatkan ciuman cewe-cewe cantik dari kalangan artis hingga pejabat negara (kayaknya ada) . Selamat mas Tukul Anda masuk dalam jajaran orang ganteng Indonesia dan kita kembali ke Lap TOP.

Alm. Kang Ibing

3. Alm. Si Kabayan (kang Ibing)
Siapa yg gak kenal kang Ibing atau biasa dipanggil kabayan si borokok. Artis yg satu ini disebut-sebut paling ganteng di zamannya. Kepandaiannya dalam memberikan lawakan sungguh luar biasa hebat, dan juga beliau merupakan penyiar yg sangat handal. Beliau dipilih karena ketampanannya jika dilihat dari segi penampilan yg selalu rapih dalam setiap aksinya, SELAMAT ya atuh akang Kabayan..!

Sule

4. Sule, Prikitiew
Cowo asal bandung yg saat ini lg ngetop-ngetopnya seiring semakin banyaknya masyarakat nonton acara OVJ di trans7. Lawak-lawakannya yg dikeluarin dari mulutnya selalu memberikan inovasi baru sehingga gak bosen melihat penampilan cowo yg ganteng ini. Rambutnya yg berwarna emas merupakan ciri tersendiri yg ditujukan anak ganteng yg katanya pernah jualan baso. “eh sul basonya enak gak tuh?” prikitiewwwww…!!
Sule masuk kategori orang ganteng karena lawakannya yg bikin cewe pengen selalu dihina, ya itu cewe-cewe pengen baanget dihina-hina sm sule disamping senyumannya yg lumanyun manis, prikitiewwww…!

Alm. Bang Bens

5. Alm. Benyamin Sueb
Putra asli betawi ini mempunyai bakat alami hingga kini (katanya) belom ada yg tandingannya hingga kini. Kenapa ganteng? ya liat aja sendiri dengan cermat, artis mana yang punya kumis kayak bang nyamin. cewe manapun bakal tergila-gila kalau melihatnya, apalagi survey membuktikan cewe paling suka sama cowo yg berkumis.

10 strange and mysterious events from all over the world

Ghosts 1.Rumah The Amityville

Horror movie you ever watched Amityville House? Did film is lifted from the horror novel written by George and Kathy Lutz, so creepy when it aired on the big screen.But do you know if in fact all that horror scene is a true story. George and Kathy wrote the novel based on actual events which later was appointed to the big screen.People actually believe that the writer is a person who experienced the event.

Haunted house story was revealed in 1975 when the couple moved into a house in Amityville, New York. The couple recently moved, are unaware that the house was in the previous 13 years of horrific massacre never happened. Homeowner's son had shot dead all the family of six people. When arrested, he confessed, admitted killing the messenger that buzzing sound in his head.

But strangely, the six victims were found face down in their beds. They seem quiet sleep, there is no sign that they were previously taking tranquilizers. This is indeed a strange mystery. While Ronald DeFeo offender sent to prison in New York and languished there until death.

Back to the matter of a new family moved into the house horror. During 28 days there, a lot of mysterious and terrible events experienced by this couple. Not just a matter of who stench suddenly come, or the sound of a noisy thumps, but also physical attacks is not known who was responsible. In fact, one family member seeing visions of sinister figure with glowing red eyes. Kathy discovered a small room, the dog did not want to close to it. There is?

The death of Mary Reeser 2.Misteri

These extraordinary events that until now could not be explained by common sense.Mary Reeser, was born in 1881, found almost all charred body engulfed in flames at his home in Florida in 1951. But strangely, despite all his body burned, his left leg seamlessly without the slightest flaw. This is certainly highly improbable.

Stranger still, it seems the fire is only targeting the body of Mary Reseer only.Because the space around it where he found, was not on fire .. Whereas an estimated temperature of the fire is so high with corpses cremated, and should have grabbed the entire room is not just a woman's body ..
the FBI has come to conduct investigations, forensic also took part in the case, but why can not just solve this could happen.

"I find it hard to believe this. The human body is burned with high temperature, can be a smooth left leg was burned at all. What really happened on the night of July 1, 1951 is it? It is truly a mystery. Should have burned the whole room. This is the most incredible thing I've ever seen. Her hair was short with a face like a very, very frightened. I feel like living in medieval times, where people talked a lot about witchcraft and black magic, "said Professor Krogman of the University of Pennsylvania's School of Medicine. He admitted to not able to explain this mystery.

Traces 3.Misteri Gentayangan Satan in Devon

The Devil's Footprints was the name given to a strange phenomenon that occurred in Devon, England on February 8, 1855. After a snowfall at night, next day came the traces in the snow measuring 1.5 inc (4 cm) wide and 2.5 inc (6.35 cm). The traces were scattered throughout the village. Not only that the traces were also there on the roof even in the high walls of the building. Villagers into turmoil and could not understand the phenomenon what it is. Because no clear, people started thinking about the strange creature that haunts even the demons in their village. That is why the term Devil's Footprint .**

4. Mystery Zana 'Ancient Man'

This bizarre incident occurred in medieval, 18th century. Ochamchir, a hunter in the territory of Georgia when it was included in one province in Russia. This hunter captured a wild woman in which the arms, legs and fingers covered with thick hair.This strange woman named Zana. Because the wild, to tame it in the beginning he was forced to be locked up for years with food that is thrown to him. After she was benign, then Zana was released and was taught to do things lightly. Such as grinding corn, etc..

Uniquely, Zana has a high endurance of more than ordinary humans. He is resistant to cold weather superb, but he can not stand on the warm air in the room. She loves to eat grapes and vines. He was a heavy drinker and can sleep for hours. Which oddly enough, he could have a lot of kids with different fathers. But most of their children died because Zana washing them in cold, almost frozen river.

Villagers worry about the odd tantrum Zana, and they take their children away from her mother. Zana kids do not like her mother, they grow as human beings and they have also been adopted by some villagers. Zana died in the village 1890.Sedang youngest child died in 1954.

This story is the result of research Professor Porchnev who interviewed the parents in the village. Zana also has many grandchildren. They are dark skinned. One is Shalikula, it has a strong mouth so that he can lift a chair with a man sitting on it.

Research on Zana generate suspicion that the strange woman is a form of human evolution that has not been fully transformed into modern humans. *** 5. Mystery Woman Spreader Gas

The Mad Gasser of Mattoon is the name given to the person behind a series of gas attacks that occurred in Botetourt County, Virginia, in the early 1930s, and in Mattoon, Illinois, in mid-1940 occurred at home first an.Kejadian Cal Huffman , in Haymakertown, Botetourt County, where there are three attacks were reported during the night.

Around 10:00 on December 22, 1933, Ms. Huffman reported an unusual odor smell, and to overcome the nausea. The smell of the nausea and back again around 10:30 pm, Cal Huffman then contacted police. All three attacks occurred about 1:00, when it filled the whole house gas attack. Eight family members of victims along with Huffman Ashby Henderson, a guest staying at home.

The next recorded in Cloverdale incident occurred on December 24. Clarence Hall, his wife and their two children just returned from church 9:00 They were limp. Police investigating the case, found the nails taken from the rear window, where the smell of gas is very hard. Allegedly, the hole was used to introduce gas into the house.

The third incident on 27 December, in which residents of Troutville, A. Kelly and her mother reportedly had the same symptoms as the case of Huffman and Hall. The fourth and fifth incident occurred on January 10, when Mrs. Moore, a guest at the home of Homer Hylton Haymakertown residents reported hearing voices outside, before the gas is inserted into their house through a broken window. The second night attacks were reported in Troutville, G. Kinzie house.

At least 10 other cases reported in Botetourt and in 10 years later, more than 20 new cases were reported in Mattoon. One witness said he saw the perpetrator gas dispersers ity is like a tall thin woman, dressed like a man but the footprints belonged to a woman .**

6.Misteri Ghost in the Bridgewater Triangle Lights

Bridgewater Triangle is an area of ​​approximately 200 square miles (520 km2) in southeast Massachusetts, United States. Since the colonial period, the area was known as an area that has a mysterious power that is difficult to explain. Various reports about the area was recorded in the conduction of the phenomenon Poltergeists and orbs, balls of fire fell suddenly there is also the phenomenon of ghosts.

Rumors are circulating about the appearance of 'bigfoot', giant snakes, giant bird, and found many pieces of remains of cattle, etc.. Police also have tried to uncover journalists strange happenings there.
The area became very, very mysterious and untouched, so nicknamed Hockomock Swamp, which means "soul dwell", or as locals call it "The Devil's Swamp".

One well-known phenomenon that occurs in that area is the emergence of light flickering from a swamp in the vicinity. People refer to it as lights flashing flickering ghosts that usually seen in marshy areas.
The phenomenon of ghostly lights u keep it up around the Bridgewater Triangle.Strange lights that also appear every January in the vicinity who crossed the railroad tracks that area .***

7. The Clapham Wood Mystery

The Clapham Wood Mystery is the name given related to the strange events that happen in Clapham Wood, West Sussex, England. Such events are reports from local residents who experienced the strange phenomenon. For example, a lost family pet suddenly or people who suddenly died for no reason.

Since 1960 was reported in the region had seen a strange flying object (UFO?), Also people who suddenly felt a strange and supernatural. Reported mysterious path is the path into the woods. From the studies obtained results that the area has a high radiation levels.

The report is surprising, because the area is a limestone area that is usually low radiation.
In the photo, at first still look tall trees and large. However, due to 'depression' trees were dead. Now very difficult to find a tree big tree over there.

Reportedly there are four mysterious deaths near the forest. First in June 1972 in which a policeman, Peter Goldsmith lost while hiking in the area. His body was found six months later. The second death was from Leon Foster, the body has been found in August 1975, after 3 months away.

The third is the death of the Reverend Harry Neil Snelling, a former representative from Clapham. He disappeared in October 1978 and his body was not discovered until three years later. The cases in Clapham is not revealed until now.

8. Mystery Ghost House Summerwind

Summerwind Mansion, formerly known as Lamont Mansion, is a warehouse on the West coast of the Gulf of Vilas in Lake County, North East Wisconsin. Area is one of the most haunted areas in Wisconsin. His condition is now rundown and derelict.This is because intense fires had occurred in the area that was almost destroyed all the buildings there.

Summerwind was originally built in the early 20th century as a mess of the fishermen. In 1916 was purchased by Robert P. Lamont, who worked as an architect in the company of Tallmadge and Watson. Then he was renovating the building and stay there. But before he had been warned that the building was haunted.

But he did not believe it until then he had himself met with the 'gatekeepers' house.The incident happened era of 1930, Lamont seeing visions of a ghost in her home kitchen, make him leave his ass ran it.
After the departure of Lamont, the house was left empty and abandoned.

In the 1970s, the couple, Arnold and Ginger Hinshaw buy a house and lived with four children. Since Mulau residence, the family is often plagued many strange things.

Hinshaws reported a number of strange occurrences, ranging from the shadow that moves from bottom to top in a soft voice and stop when they entered the room, or windows that suddenly open themselves. They reported seeing the ghost woman several times around the dining room.

Probably because of stress, within six months after moving to Summerwind, Arnold fell ill and Ginger, his wife, attempted suicide. Arnold eventually admitted to hospital, while Ginger moved with his parents in Granton, Wisconsin.

In June 1988, Summerwind several times hit by lightning that triggered the emergence of fire and burning houses. So many parts of the building was badly damaged. Which oddly enough, lightning struck again and again, when many trees surrounding the building height exceeds that but did not participate struck.
At present the building was out of shape again, leaving only the foundation of a house that is not terawatt .**

9.Hopkinsville Goblins: The emergence of Luminous Creatures Strange

Case of Hopkinsville Goblins are known as the strangest cases in the history of flying objects that ever existed. The case with less well documented. This case occurred near the town of Kelly and Hopkinsville, Kentucky, on August 21, 1955 night until morning.

UFO sprung within the old, there are many witnesses who saw him. "Some say the eyes sakisi, flying objects were visible a few hours, stretching through the night until morning. They saw the appearance of luminous creatures whose height is three feet. Witnesses saw flames issuing arms are fired up.

On the night of August 21, 1955, Billy Ray Taylor gi invite friends for dinner. Looking up, they saw a strange light in the sky to the west. The group also saw a half foot tall creature bright big-headed, large ears and eyes glow. Removing his hand of fire.

The creature was close to Taylor's home within 20 feet. People who look to take the gun and get ready to use it. But the creature then fled toward the darkness of night.
After that, all family members repeatedly seeing visions of the creature which seemed to be moving toward their home. This is indeed a strange story. For more details you can read the full article on Wikipedia .**

10. Humans of Scape Ore Swamp Lizard

This case occurred in a marshy area in Lee County, South Carolina. Strange creature described as having high feed 7 or more than 2 meters, well-built with green scaly skin that appear there. Creepy eyes of glowing orange. The creature has three fingers on his hands and feet. People call it a lizard creature from the swamp.

The first report about the existence of creatures was made by Christopher Davis, 17 years, the local population. He said the creatures encountered while driving through the border of Scape Ore Swamp. Incidentally when the car was having problems so he was forced to stop to change tires. When he finished changing the tire, he heard a noise behind him.

When turned, to his shock, he saw a strange creature seen walking toward him.Davis admitted it, it tried to attack his car, with a jump in the car roof. David tried to get away. Back home, in the rearview mirror mobinya see it destroyed, damage is also on the roof of the car.

Some of the same month, reports surfaced almost similar to the case of David.Reportedly, the giant lizard-like creature that is near the swamp. Most of the report say it happened about 3 miles or 5 miles from Bishopville, or in the vicinity of the swamp. Two months of the incident, several police conducted an investigation and found footprints measuring 14 in length inc.

Then the police laporran send it to the FBI for further explored. However, analysis of an impasse, until now not clear whether the boned creatures like lizards .***

10 Artis Hollywood dengan Payudara Terindah di Dunia

10. Lindsay Lohan 

Lindsay adalah gadis ukuran payudaranya berbeda jauh dari usianya. Artis yang sering disapa Lilo ini bobot tubuhnya pernah turun sebanyak 10 kg ketika beranjak dewasa. Tetapi, ukuran cup payudaranya tetap sama. Ia mengaku tidak melakukan hal khusus untuk menjaga ukuran payudaranya agar tetap besar. ,

"Sebenarnya saya tidak terlalu suka membicarakan masalah ukuran payudara. Tetapi ukuran terakhir saya adalah 36 D," kata Lindsay Lohan.

9. Christina Hendricks

Aktris drama televisi 'Mad Men' tampil seksi dengan kaus baggy-nya. Situs MrBra.com menebak ukuran payudaranya 38 DDD. Sepertinya, semua busana yang dipakai aktris, baik kostum untuk pertunjukan, atau gaun karpet merah, memperlihatkan payudaranya terlihat yang indah.

Christina baru-baru ini mengatakan, tidak suka menjadi perhatian karena tubuhnya. Tetapi, dengan payudara seindah itu, ia sudah cukup mencuri perhatian tanpa harus memperlihatkannya. "Saya tidak melakukan operasi payudara. Ini seperti apa adanya," katanya.

8. Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek memiliki bentuk tubuh ideal yang banyak diinginkan para wanita. Lekukan tubuhnya memang sangat seksi, tidak kurus dan dan tidak gemuk, sangat pas. Payudaranya yang berukuran 36-C sempat menjadi headline dalam media ketika ia menyusui seorang bayi di Sierra Leone. Ia membagi air susunya pada sang bayi karena payudara ibu si bayi tak lagi memproduksi ASI.

"Bayi tersebut sangat sehat, tetapi tubuh ibunya tidak memproduksi ASI. Bayi itu kelaparan. Saya juga menyusui anak saya Valentina, tetapi produksi ASI tetap banyak karena saya memompanya. Sehingga, saya menyusui bayi itu. Bayi itu pun berhenti menangis saat saya menyusuinya," kata Hayek.

7. Sofia Vergara

Wanita berdarah Kolombia ini sering memperlihatkan 'asetnya' dari berbagai kesempatan. Baik saat menggunakan busana ketat bermotif macan tutul atau gaun berleher V berpotongan rendah. Ia pernah disarankan untuk melakukan operasi pengurangan payudara ketika memulai kariernya di Hollywood, tetapi saran itu ditolaknya. "Ibu saya bilang Tuhan akan menghukum, jika saya menguranginya," kata Vergara.

6. Megan Fox 

Banyak yang mempertanyakan, bagaimana Megan Fox dengan tubuh mungilnya tetapi memiliki payudara yang besar, dengan ukuran 34 C. Kabar yang beredar ia melakukan operasi untuk memperbesar payudara. Jika dia memang melakukannya, 'pekerjaan' sang dokter bedah memang sangat rapi.

5. Halle Berry

Berapa pun umur Halle Berry, payudaranya yang indah dengan ukuran 36 C membuatnya tetap berada dalan daftar aktris seksi di Hollywood. Itu dibuktikan dengan penampilannya dalam film 'Jungle Fever' pada 1991, hingga 'Swordfish' dan 'Monster's Ball', sepuluh tahun kemudian. Bahkan setelah melahirkan, payudara tetap kencang.

4. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt sangat pintar memilih pakaian yang memperlihatkan payudara indahnya berukuran 36 C. Jennifer mengganggap payudaranya sebagai aksesori cantik. "Saya mengganggapnya sebagai aksesori mengagumkan untuk setiap busana," katanya. 

3. Kim Kardashian

Asli atau palsu? Pertanyaan itu selalu dilontarkan banyak orang sebagai reaksi bentuk dan ukuran payudara Kim Kardashian yang berukuran 32-DD. Terlepas dari asli atau palsu, bintang reality show ini memang memiliki tubuh dengan lekukan sempurna. Mulai dari payudara, pinggang, bokong, hingga rambut. Keseksiannya membuat Kim dijuluki 'Princess Jasmine' dari serial kartun Aladin. 

2. Scarlett Johansson

Kata 'sempurna' adalah yang paling tepat menggambarkan payudara Scarlett Johansson. Ukurannya tidak begitu besar 34 DD, tetapi kencang dan letaknya sempurna. Jangan heran jika ia disebut-sebut selebriti yang memiliki payudara paling indah. 

1. Katy Perry